McDonalds Application…Winning


By MercedesMorcerf Posted in Humor

Amazing DIY Kids Costumes

Okay so Halloween is still 6 months away, but you can never be too prepared. I change my mind so often about my boys’ costumes every year, it always seems to come down to the last minute and leaves me feeling unsatisfied with the outcome. I surfed around and found some of what I think are the most original, but still totally awesome, diy kids costumes.

*I do not own rights to any of these.

Old School Army Man

army guy

Audrey Hepburn

audrey hepburn

 Baby Bum

baby bum





 Cruella DeVille

cruella deville




Hot Air Balloon

hot air balloon



Lego Man




Napoleon and Pedro

Napoleon and Pedro







Scuba Diver

Scuba Diver

Sock Monkey

sock monkey

Wild Things

wild things

Last but not least, my favorite one of the album…Waynes World

waynes world

By MercedesMorcerf Posted in Crafts

A Bad Excuse

Excuse Notes

…from parents (with their original spelling) collected  by schools from all over the country:

My son is under a doctor’s care and should not take P.E. today. Please  execute him.

Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.

Dear School: Please exscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29,30, 31, 32, and  also 33.

Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating.

Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a  tree and misplaced his hip.

John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.

Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in  the growing part.

Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very  close veins.

Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.

Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.

Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had (diahre) (dyrea) (direathe)  the runs. [words in ()’s were crossed out.]

Please excuse Burma, she has been sick and under the doctor.

Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.

Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father’s fault.

I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I don’t  know what size she wears.

Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the  Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was  Sunday.

Sally won’t be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.

My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend  with the Marines.

Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not  breed well.

Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.

Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat,  headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat, her  brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn’t the best either, sore  throat and fever. There must be something going around, her father even got hot  last night.

Please excuse little Jimmy for not being in school yesterday. His father is goneand I could not get him ready because I was in bed with the doctor

By MercedesMorcerf Posted in Humor